Sanitarium Peanut Butter
Behold, Sanitarium Peanut Butter, the peanut butter so good IT WILL DRIVE YOU INSANE! Actually, their slogan is “The spread you and you family have grown up with,” which is true if your last name is Manson, I guess. And in case you are wondering, yes, this is an honest to God real product you can buy as evidenced by this very appropriate and “Holy-Jesus-Please-Make-It-Stop” commercial:
That is the most annoying commerical ever. But Sanitarium Peanut Butter is awesome. Sounds like a name for a garage band. A weed smoking, peanut butter eating garage band.
Excellent idea. We will be holding auditions shortly for Sanitarium Peanut Butter: The Band. The important qualifications are, in order:
* Must have weed
* Must have peanut butter
* Must be kind of, semi-musical
Second Consul here (again). Okay, this is really obnoxious commercial even by Chinese standards (we would do away with the vaguely Willie Wonka business and go straight to the deal, buy this don’t ask why), which is why this “Sanitarium” thing is a Big Fail.
Mr. Dogs on Drugs, I agree peanut butter good as I learned here in Washington even PB for crazy people like sanitarium but Chinese invented soybean – even yummier nut yet. China still rules!
Man, I miss Nutter butters. Or is it “Man I miss Nutter Butters?
Nutter Butters. If you don’t show Nutter Butters the respect they deserve, horrors on par with the commercial above await you.