What Do You Do To Relax?
I don’t know about you, but I’m just an ordinary guy. I don’t much cotton to weirdness and shenanigans. So when it comes time for me to relax, I just kick back, have a beer or two, and pelvic-thrust a skateboard across a stage of stone-cold lunatics.
holy hell man, I was just recovering from the bleach I used to clean out my eyes from a holiday spent with family that involved an elder, obese man drinking too much and deciding passing out nude on the toilet was a lovely plan. And then you give me this? That pelvic trust will never leave…the torment!
What are you talking about? That is perfectly normal, everyday behavior. On Saturn.
Some theatre toff just creamed his dacks though
Well, hell, put it on stage then. I mean, every other bit of oddness is up there.
So, it’s 6:30 in the morning, and I just snorted coffee through my nose. The guy on the skateboard – awesome. And who doesn’t love handicapped unicorn modern dancers?
Any day I can make someone do a spit-take, is a great day in my book.
I just died a little inside…..
Keep doing that, and you’ll be completely hollow and emotionless like the fucker who came up with that dance in the first place.
well I stopped by to see how many of your readers responded to your question/title with “masturbation”, but now I see it was a hypothetical. Most disturbing, this video reminded my brother of the big lebowski.
I got nothing.
Nothing would’ve been a better idea than whatever the fuck that was.
I lay motionless on a couch and watch really really really bad TV. I’d recommend it to anyone.
I think the person who came up with that “dance” should be lying motionless if you catch my drift.