I’m sick as shit, and have been for four days now. So instead of dick jokes and thinly veiled death threats against local weathermen, I bring you this guy, brought to you by waaaaay too much Red Bull:
Oh no! Man that sucks! So sorry you’re sick…
I want that mans autograph.
I have a feeling that guy’s autograph comes with many exclamation points.
You know what Vonnegut says about multiple exclamation points.
Man, that should have been my new year’s resolution:
end every sentence with 5 or more exclamation points
never end a sentence with an exclamation point.
Either way- feel better bro!!!!!!
Ha ah ha ha ha ahah haha ha haha. That’s awesome.
I don’t know where you find this shit Greg, but god bless you for it.
Hahaha, this one was local to me. We’ve got a lot of goofs down here. Something in the water.
arcin’, sparkin’, blowin’ up.
That’s Phoenix’s new motto. Phoenix: Arcin’, sparkin’, and blowin’ up!
Oh my. I just noticed your Poll of the Moment.
Oh my, indeed.
Dude’s damn lucky his hat is tied on. Also, no way is he compensated for whiplash if he always talks like that – he probably needs a neck brace every time he tells a story.
He needs a straightjacket.
And some valium.
Don’t we all.
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