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Whoa. What the fuck just happened there?
Don’t fight it. Just close your eyes and let the poodles do their work.
I knew when I saw the title I had no fucking business looking at this shit.
That’s pretty much half of the internet in a nutshell.
Sheesh. You know she isn’t lying about the weight loss cuz not even all that spandex can hide how saggy those breasticles are…
I believe the scientific term you’re looking for is fun-bags, Ryan.
No, they stop being fun once they pass the ribcage.
Someone should tell that to my ex-wife. She’s in danger of stepping on hers.
Oh for Pete’s sake.
You know, of all the weird videos you subject us to, that one is at the top of my list. I just…that was creepy.
Even more disturbing than this one?
What the hell was that???
I have such faith in your ridiculous videos that I actually thought those were trained poodles behind her at first.
Wait… They’re not?!?
Okay, sorry for the obvious question, but what the fuck happened to her limbs? I hope it’s prosthetic, otherwise it looks like a terrifying case of extreme gout.
I’m feeling very vulnerable having watched this. I think I need a hug.
I’ll send a couple of poodle-women right over.
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