Summer vacation is here for my kids, and that can only mean one thing: Freestyle rap battles! Yeah, you read that right. Freestyle rap battles! That’s how I motherfucking roll, yo! (In case you can’t tell, I’m mailing it in this week.)
You should have done a poll asking people to guess what the fuck Marv-o is on.
Also, I’m going to be having some twisted nightmares after being forced to see that Kenny Loggins pic. You are an evil man.
You thought Marv-o was the weird one? Eli! That is one short-bus rapper if I’ve ever seen one. Holy shit, and what was that deal with touching his front teeth? And the staring at the ceiling thing? And he dresses like Carlton after getting beat up by 50 Cent.
I want to say that I’d like to know what his home life is like, but I’m pretty sure I’d walk away from that even more jaded with humanity than I already am.
Okay, uh-huh, yo, okay uh-huh, yeah. Okay.
That’s right up there with:
Everybody say heeeey!