Coming Soon! Dogs On Drugs: The Movie
Finally, after an exhaustive search, I’ve found the perfect production company to take on my ambitious idea: To make the Dogs on Drugs movie! I still have a few niggling details to work out; Peter Cetera and Kenny Loggins’ people are holding out for more money (I think – How much does “all the tea in China” cost, anyway?) and Steven Spielberg reacted very negatively when I told him that I basically planned to “punch up” the script for Schindler’s List (seriously, that was like the worst comedy I’ve ever seen. WTF?) But I’m sure those are all problems that can be overcome with a new round of funding or, barring that, the judicious application of mind-altering drugs. The important takeaway here is that I’ve finally found my production team: The people with the technical savvy to pull this thing off.
I am really fucking excited!
They made me physically uncomfortable to watch.
They make the Abalon commercial from a few weeks back look like t was produced by Madison Avenue’s finest. Sheesh.
What the HELL?????
I know, that just kept getting weirder and weirder, didn’t it? You know what made me lose it? The background when they mentioned the prom. What the fuck?
I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that their sex life is AMAZING.
I bet it involves a lot of monotone sex talk.
I am having a sincerely difficult time accepting the idea that these people aren’t actually just geniuses at making awkward something you can actually taste.
Or they’re aliens, new to human form. I need to watch this about 10 more times.
Yeah, that prom fiasco in the background made me think the same thing. So I went to their website and then I realized that they’re Canadian, which explains everything.
What really got to me was the way she suggested that since it was about to be their anniversary, they should make a video for his mother … and family. It was like she was reading it for the first time and thinking, “wait. that’s a weird idea, even for us.”