What It’s Like To Work With Me

To be fair, Claritin is a drug.

Actual conversations from this morning:

Jill: Greg, my allergies are killing me, so I’m going to run to the pharmacy and pick up some Claritin. If I’m not back in time, can you run the meeting?

Greg: Sure, no problem.

(15 minutes later)

Greg: All right everybody, I’m running the meeting today because Jill is out scoring drugs.