If you must contact me, please read the following first:
If you’ve decided to communicate with me, more likely than not it’s because of a specific post. So please post your comment at the end of that post. Here are examples of emails that should have been comments:
- This isn’t funny, asshole!
- This post sucks!
- How dare you insinuate that Dick Van Dyke fists game hens!
So please keep that in mind.
If, however, your comments are more general:
- This site isn’t funny, asshole!
- This site sucks!
- How dare you insinuate that Dick Van Dyke fists game hens in every single post on your sick and depraved site!
…then an email is probably in order. But bear in mind that all hastily sent emails sent to me become my property and I reserve the right to take my time ripping them (and you) to shreds, then posting your email and my response for the world to see without allowing you the chance to retort. I’m a dick that way.
But seriously, if you want to send me a friendly (or not so friendly) email, do it by addressing it to firstname.lastname@example.org.