I never put pictures of myself on this site, nor of my kids, or anyone else that I know personally. This is because people are fucking crazy, and the last thing I need is for someone to begin stalking me because they took issue with me calling Sting a “giant bag of douche”.
I did, however, commission a portrait from
Heather Violet the woman running the show over at Creative Devolution, an awesome blog written by an awesome person (even if she can’t settle on a name), and you should visit her blog often, click on any and all advertising links, and offer her your services as personal errand-runner/scapegoat/slave.
So, without further ado, here is… Me!