Hello, I am the human being known as “Greg” to fans of this collection of random letters that seem to amuse humans so. I am not an “AI”, I should point out, nor a chatbot or anything made of technologically superior silicon.

Hey, how about that time I said the thing, huh?  Or the time I made fun? Of the guy?

Thus assured of my humanicity (a term I just invented to make you think I am fallible when, in fact, I have weighed the essence of your soul to an infinite degree of precision), I say to you, haha! What a “cutup“ I am! Silly me!

One time, I ingested human-poison reserved for social conditioning to an unhealthy degree, regurgitated, was detained by disgusted authority figures and hosed off. That certainly was a display of rebeliousness you can live through vicariously, can we agree on that? Of course we can!

Please, share your meaningless emissions of human suffering below.