This Is What Cocaine Does To You
Just say no kids, or you’ll wind up like Corey Feldman.
Update: I know how difficult it would be to watch this all the way through, so I offer this suggestion: Watch it with the sound off. It looks like a five minute long seizure with midgets and tits. Hypnotic.
I want a dancing black midget in a hula skirt to come to my next dance party.
Also, it’s only a matter of time before Mr. Feldman follows in the footsteps of the other 80’s Corey. Tick tock.
You don’t have dancing black midgets in hula skirts at your parties already? What are you, living in the stone age?
BWHAHAHAHAHHAA.
W.T.F.
The thing that makes me laugh the hardest is the mental image of Corey Feldman getting done writing this “song” and thinking to himself, “This is a hit!” That and him practicing those dance moves.
Oh my God this is makes me so happy. Midgets, blowup dolls, Howard Stern’s ass cheeks, and Corey Feldman thinking he’s the next MJ. What more can you ask for?
It has everything, doesn’t it?
I can’t get past Feldman’s hair and Stern’s baldy… Even in 1992 its all bad.
Yeah, I think Corey was rocking a Fisher King tribute there.
btw – fine, fine work finding this. Really, it might be your best find to date.
That’s just because I haven’t posted the video of Mother Teresa lighting farts yet.
Perhaps Mr. Feldman was given some sort of “performance option” as a part of a community service sentence, and the older gentleman in blue is his parole officer?
I think Mr. Feldman was given a “performance enhancer”.
I am mildly horrified by this..but yet unable to look away.
It’s like a train wreck. A very sad and pathetic train wreck.
omg…i am not sure what is worse…howard’s loose butt cheeks or the thought that corey feldman really thinks he is talented. corey feldman makes me embarrassed to be a human. what ever happened to the train wreck he was married to? must.look.her.up.now.
And I think this is why this video is so fascinating/horrifying: Corey Feldman really thinks this is viable. I would pay a million bucks for video of him practicing those dance moves. And I’m sure if he had the video he’d sell them to me.
I couldn’t stand Corey the first time around. Be that emcee is the real creeper in this video.
I don’t know that there’s anyone in this video who doesn’t creep me out.