What the fuck?
Well it appears as though I have been under utilizing my tampons…..
The really scary thing is that so have I.
Rectal beer bongs? Geez, the youth these days.
(Old guy voice) You kids and your rap music and your butt bongs. GET OFF OF MY LAWN!
Uh, hello CBS. This was a joke on 30 Rock a couple years ago. Liz told Jenna to stop soaking her tampons in Vodka. As for the rectal beer bongs, well I think we can blame Richard Geer for that. Everyone knows gerbils are gateway.
The science on gateway rodents is not complete! We don’t know if gerbil stuffing causes people to use butt bongs, or if the inclination to use butt bongs causes people to stuff gerbils. Correlation is NOT causation!
fair enough, but what about defensiveness?
You have to get the gerbil really drunk first anyway.
That shouldn’t be too hard.
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