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Harken To Me, Young Children!

I want you young children to look at this. When I was a young lad in short pants, this is what a toy store looked like. No electronics, no video games, no DVD’s, CD’s, or Blu-Ray discs. It was dolls, board games, and homeless guys dressed as Santa ready to molest your ass the very second mom and dad took their eyes off of you.

December 8, 2011by Greg
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Humor, Interrupted.

Dear Diary, I'd be tripping balls if I had any!

I usually think up ideas for a post during during the day. I’m pretty busy as a rule, but I always make time for a walk or two, and failing that I’ve got the commute home to try to come up with something. And almost always, some oddball thing will pop into my head, such as the last diary entry of Amelia Earhart (“I met a wonderfully friendly man today. Talked to him for hours. And when I told him that long flights are awfully dull, he gave me a couple of capsules of something called LSD. He said they would alleviate boredom without question. I can’t wait to try them on my flight to Howland Island tonight!”) I’ll flesh out a couple of things in my head, and then when I get home I’ll just mash on the keyboard, make a couple of random threats to local weathermen, and mix in about 80% dick jokes because, honestly, I don’t really have time for organized thought. Continue reading

December 8, 2011by Greg

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