When I am too tired to astound my readers with my ability to turn any topic into a 2,000 word dick-joke, I often settle for weirding them out via my large library of mondo-bizarro videos. Today is one of those days in terms of my energy level, and this video is one of those videos. Actually, it’s waaaaay weirder than usual. So be forewarned: Although there is nothing necessarily dirty in this clip, having someone catch you watching it at the office is going to be decidedly awkward. (The audio is safe, however. Just music.)