What The Fucking Fuck?
When I am too tired to astound my readers with my ability to turn any topic into a 2,000 word dick-joke, I often settle for weirding them out via my large library of mondo-bizarro videos. Today is one of those days in terms of my energy level, and this video is one of those videos. Actually, it’s waaaaay weirder than usual. So be forewarned: Although there is nothing necessarily dirty in this clip, having someone catch you watching it at the office is going to be decidedly awkward. (The audio is safe, however. Just music.)
So, at first I was baffled by the genius decision to use a reach around as an upshift/turbo boost. And then BAM, Sinead O’ Conner jumped out of the mangina and blew my freaking skull. This is going to haunt me all day long. Thank you for that.
You are welcome. If I can’t entertain someone, I may as well scar them, even if only for a day.
I only made it 22 seconds. Anime reach-arounds freak me out. I will get you for this. I bet you make our wife or daughter smell the milk before you drink it… its all clear to me now, I understand perfectly why your daughter makes you bust up chiffarobes.
22 seconds?!? You wuss! You can get mad at me when you make it all the way through.
Like showery beer, I too enjoyed the reach around (who doesn’t, frankly?) until the babyvajajay popped out of his scrotum. That was unexpected.
Otherwise I would probably watch more of this video. While eating tacos.
Just that part was unexpected?!?
Sadly, yes. We have a really twisted “friend” who sends us weird ass drawings and videos he makes that are similar.
It’s wrong, so wrong.
I want to live my life in a world without babymangina face cock.
Every time Juice says “bust up chiffarobes” I love her infinitely … and hear Atticus Finch saying “Tom ROBINSON a human BEING!”
And then I realize that Gregory Peck is wearing #$%^&*( Hipster glasses. And I cry a little.
Yeah, but you have to temper that when you realize she can only take true weirdness in 22 second intervals. (C’mon, Juice! Watch the whole thing!)
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUCK?!?! It’s like some weird ken doll gay man baby acid trip. I’m so confused and kind of scared. I need a hug.
I wouldn’t use the word hug anywhere near any of the things in this video. (shudder)
Pffffft. Gayfag.
That was gay? Explain.
I cant believe how many times I went “this shit can’t get any weirder”, and how wrong I was every time.
and then he started drifting a steamroller…
Yeah, shows how much of a nerd I can be. One of the first things I thought was, “No way can you drag race a steamroller”.
You kinda stole my comment and used it as the title.
It was either that or, “Holy shit!”
Wow. It is 7:20 in the morning. I’m so glad I was already on my second cup of coffee when I decided to view.
It’s…nope, I have nothing.
I think the person who made this was on his second tab of acid.
Well that was…. unuuuuuuuusual.
Unless you live at Andy Dick’s house, and then it’s all too common.