It’s A Bird! It’s A Plane! It’s… What The Fuck?

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30 Responses to “It’s A Bird! It’s A Plane! It’s… What The Fuck?”

  1. Golimar > Super Hindu Man.

    But not by much…

  2. MidLyfeMama says:

    I could only watch that for a minute. It was too painful. I mean seriously, everyone knows there is no way Spider Woman would go out with Superman. They are in different super hero families. Stan Lee would never let it happen.

  3. Rusty says:


    Just wow

    Where do I start?

    I guess it’s better than that farce of a show Smallville

  4. Pish Posh says:

    This made me really want Indian food. Hard.

    God I love Indian food.

    Spiderwoman actually looks like me a little, in face and hips. So there’s that.

    Seriously, I’m really craving some saag right now. Jesus.

    I love how every time they start to kiss they go up in the air. It’s all metaphorical and shit.

    Not sure this video is any crazier than our dumb fucking musicals. By jesus I hate me some musicals.

    By the way, speaking of dumb Americans. I’m sorry Switzerland. And can you please keep her.

    • Greg says:

      While I agree in principle that musicals are moronic, I have a soft spot for West Side Story for two reasons: 1) It’s so ridiculous; 2) A line in it made me ask my mom what a “social disease” was when I was 7.

      Also, any musical chock full ‘o drug abuse is ok in my book, so Hair gets a pass as well.

    • Greg says:

      Also, notice how the last time they kiss, they don’t fly into the air. Instead, its water fountains shooting water. Subtle.

    • brennan says:

      I love musicals. I grew up watching the classics and later as a young teen saw JCS and Hair on stage. How the hell could you not love Renn Woods performance of Aquarius in the movie Hair? She just sang, well, really well with no unnecessary flash; incredible performance. Also an iconic piece as that clip would be the inspiration for thousands of later music videos.

      • Greg says:

        No unnecessary flash in a movie/play necessarily full of flash is an amazing thing, and it’s why I know who Renn Woods is without having to look it up.

  5. Vesta Vayne says:

    I couldn’t make it through. Once they started dancing I was outtie.

  6. This tune still beats “Can you read my mind”.

    Did not see any wires. At all.

    • Greg says:

      I guess wires were in short supply.

      “Ok, Prakesh, we’re going to hook some wires to you.”

      “We’re out of wires!”

      “Oh, Krishna! Ok, fine, we’ll turn the camera sideways. Act like you’re flying!”

  7. Steve says:

    I wonder how you say “pit stains” in Hindi.

  8. Vonny says:

    The plot line was a bit thin, but the flying scenes were terrific, very realistic!

    I’d almost prefer to watch the tongue-tied porn bimbo again. No. Maybe. That’s a tough one.

  9. Becky says:

    Bwa ha ha ha. When I read your opening line, I knew this had to be about a Bollywood film. Govinda is a legend here. Not a great one, but legendary none the less. I love how they just blur the floor out from beneath their feet while they’re flying upside down. Bollywood is famous for ripping off whatever and whomever it wants, regardless of context. Thanks for the laugh. This made my morning.

  10. brennan says:

    As soon as the musick started I could feel every nerve in my body screaming in pain. I got an O/T day a few Saturdays back supervising some contractors, and they played Indian music like that all fucking day. They should be glad automatic weapons are hard to get down here.

  11. Pete says:

    Holy shit, didnt expect to see those two again. I first saw them one night with a couple of friends, when we decided to, at fourish am, check out this obscure chanel i havnt seen before or since. It was called bollywood movie, and the only description given was ‘bollywood movie’. The best part was when some guy got angry with superman up there, he threw a knife at him, which our boy proceeded to catch, and then return to sender, with his teeth. Spectacular.

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