Are you tired of exercises that require a lot of effort? Does the thought of walking further than the refrigerator cause you to break out in a cold sweat? Do you dream of being able to drive your car to the bathroom? Well, then, have I got some exciting news for you! Yoga allows you to get fit and sculpt that disgusting flab into a tight, ripped body in no time! You don’t have to sweat, you don’t have to work hard, hell, you don’t even need to be sober! In fact, Yoga is a discipline that rewards casual mescaline use! Behold:
