I usually don’t post on Friday, but today I’m making an exception. Because I’ve got a backlog of videos, and posting them requires hardly any effort at all. (This is opposed to the normal collection of dick jokes and slander that passes as a post in these parts, which requires a little effort.)

Our first video is a music video by Mark Gormley, who is either auditioning to be a musician or a child molester. Dude, you need to update the look. And the background. And the song. And the lyrics. Don’t give up the day job, is what I’m saying. The folks at Foot Locker would probably miss you.

Ouch. Let’s move on, shall we? More videos after the jump. Continue reading