Are you talented? Do you long to express your inner self via the visual medium of oil-based paint? Have you been consuming PCP in 50 gallons drums for the last 10 years? If you answered yes to any of those questions, you’re going to want to run right out and buy a copy of Painting with Kim Beom. Learn how to paint and cause your neighbors to move away! Act now, and we’ll throw in a copy of Staring At Coworkers Until They Cry with Kim Beom.

(Disclaimer: Kim Beom is not a licensed therapist, board certified psychologist, or a carbon-based life form. Do not make direct eye contact with Kim Beom.)