What It’s Like To Work With Me
Actual conversations from this morning:
Jill: Greg, my allergies are killing me, so I’m going to run to the pharmacy and pick up some Claritin. If I’m not back in time, can you run the meeting?
Greg: Sure, no problem.
(15 minutes later)
Greg: All right everybody, I’m running the meeting today because Jill is out scoring drugs.
Does the meeting go in to detail regarding Jill’s origins, like her initial turning to drugs and stuff. If so, a transcription would be appreciated. I’m finding this all engrossing thus far.
Well, since I’ve taken to speaking out in meetings, HR records everything. Evidence, they call it. I call it HR being a bunch of fucking babies.