What It’s Like To Work With Me

To be fair, Claritin is a drug.

Actual conversations from this morning:

Jill: Greg, my allergies are killing me, so I’m going to run to the pharmacy and pick up some Claritin. If I’m not back in time, can you run the meeting?

Greg: Sure, no problem.

(15 minutes later)

Greg: All right everybody, I’m running the meeting today because Jill is out scoring drugs.

2 Responses to “What It’s Like To Work With Me”

  1. Fredulous says:

    Does the meeting go in to detail regarding Jill’s origins, like her initial turning to drugs and stuff. If so, a transcription would be appreciated. I’m finding this all engrossing thus far.

    • Greg says:

      Well, since I’ve taken to speaking out in meetings, HR records everything. Evidence, they call it. I call it HR being a bunch of fucking babies.

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