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Receipts

I have a mental picture of the typical Toys R Us patron in Cherry Hill, New Jersey, and it's making me laugh.

I came to realize today that I really hate receipts. It’s not uncommon for me to be struck with realizations like this throughout the course of a day. “Hey! I’m at a funeral!” I’ll realize with a start. “And everyone’s looking at me! And I’m not wearing pants! Again!” You know, the normal kind of realization […]

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