A conversation I had this afternoon with my five year old son:

Him:  Can we watch the video of you skydiving again?

Me:  Forget that, let’s just go skydiving.

Him:  Really?  Mommy, can I go?

Mommy:  No.

Me:  Mommy’s no fun, is she?  I have no problem throwing you out of a plane.

Him:  Yeah, cause you’re cool!