Let’s say you’re a 16 year old moron who just got his license. Or a thoughtless senior citizen needing to brush up on the rules for a driver’s license test. Maybe you’re new to this country and don’t know the rules of the road. Or maybe you’re just a knuckle-dragging, mouth-breathing, waste of genetic material with a vicious body odor problem and an IQ of 14. Whatever the reason, you’ll need to become familiar with traffic laws and to judge by my morning commute, there’s one law in particular you’ll need to know about. So it is in the spirit of public service that we proudly present the Official Dogs On Drugs Guide To Rubbernecking.
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