Kids Will Fuck With Your Head
A conversation I had with my toddler son at the playground:
Son: Daddy, what’s that boy’s name?
Me: I don’t know, why don’t you go over there and ask him?
Son: (runs over to other child) Hi, what’s your name?
Boy: Steven
Son: (runs back to me) He says his name is Uncle Doyd.
So is Uncle Doyd’s name Steven? Or is your kid fucking with my head too?
I have no idea. My head still hurts from trying to figure out that whole exchange.