Kids Will Fuck With Your Head

Ow, my fucking head...

A conversation I had with my toddler son at the playground:

Son: Daddy, what’s that boy’s name?

Me: I don’t know, why don’t you go over there and ask him?

Son: (runs over to other child) Hi, what’s your name?

Boy: Steven

Son: (runs back to me) He says his name is Uncle Doyd.