You Will Hate Me For This

You’ll come to hate me for this, I know. You will be in the throes of ecstasy when this video will rear it’s ugly head, and for that I am sorry. But my five year old “graduated” kindergarten today, my daughter got in trouble for refusing to listen to the bus driver on the grounds that “I don’t speak Español” (she’s grounded forever), and shit started falling apart at work today, with people consulting headhunters and full on crying jags. I have no energy to convert into sophomoric dick jokes, and apparently you are paying the price. I’m sorry.

15 Responses to “You Will Hate Me For This”

  1. Ohh wow. That was pretty funny.
    Is it disturbing that I didn’t find that disturbing?

    • Greg says:

      No less disturbing than me finding it and finding it amusing enough to post here. (But, yes, you should seek professional help.)

  2. Reanna says:

    Actually pretty tame compared to Frank the chicken molester. But what is it that draws you to Youtube’s disturbing ‘porn’ for/about the elderly?

  3. Pish Posh says:

    I think I’m losing my mind. I thought that’s kinda cute

  4. SENIORS IN FLORIDA ARE HAVING SEX?!

  5. Rusty says:

    I thought that was instructional. There was a position in there that I haven’t tried yet. The one at 0:09 sec

    I must be so vanilla in the sack.

    • Greg says:

      Grandparents may have had more time to learn positions such as the Sleepy Camel, but what with their brittle bones and all, you’d think they’d just pass that info to their descendants and go to the old standby positions. But no, they’re going to town, and now I have to explain to my wife why we need to buy a trapeze and install it above our bed.

  6. Vesta Vayne says:

    That is freaking hilarious.

    My mom lives in Florida and works with geriatrics in a nursing home. She has got some stories that’ll make you cringe. Apparently old folks get it on with startling regularity.

    • Greg says:

      A revenue stream, the makers of Viagra saw a long, long time ago. They earned every penny of what they got.

  7. Suniverse says:

    Why was there no vag love?

    Is that not what I should have taken away from this?

    • Greg says:

      I think the only thing anyone took home from this was chlamydia. That was the whole point, wasn’t it?

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