Japan Will Rise Again! (Then Have A Cigarette)
This is a guy who is having a hard time coming to grips with the fact that the Japanese lost World War II. That, or he just really likes dressing up his junk like Asian countries.
Big Time Warning: Although there is no graphic nudity here, if you get caught watching it at the office you will become a richly deserving social pariah.
It’s his junk against his other junk.
Rimshot!
Oh dear heavens-to-Betsy.
(that’s my official public statement on the matter)
Who’s Betsy?
I don’t know. My hillbilly grandma used to say it. Maybe it was one one of her 500 dogs.
I think Betsy is married to Pete (you know, for-Pete’s-sake).
Is that a padded cell he is in? Because then it would all make sense.
I think even mental patients would think this guy is a freak.
I can honestly say that I’ve never been more confused in my life. Also, I am sure I need a pot brownie.
Don’t we all
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Awk! Ward!
My biggest concern regarding the video was that he had on stripped feety socks in the first part, but was barefoot in the second.
That bothered me more than the monster penis thing.
My wife was bothered more by his hair.
I, for one, am grateful he kept his shirt on. I don’t want to know what the North Koreans or Russians were doing through all of that.
Oh, you know damn well the Norks are working on making their own video, just as soon as they can figure out this crazy video thing.