Apparently, if you’re deaf, jerking it is a horrible sin. The more you know!
At least they offer practical advice… If you need help with your masturbation habit, get in touch with another JW.
Yeah, it’s not masturbation if someone else does it for you.
I’m not sure they needed to make the ‘father hugging his son’ analogy.
The thing that kills me about this video is the face that one dude keeps making when he does the “jerking off” motions. Dude, cut that shit out! Disturbing!
Huh. A part of me would have thought the hand signal for jerking off would be different in sign language.
Anyway, I have several relatives that are JWs. No wonder they’re so uptight.
Yeah, I don’t think it counts as a hand signal if you’re damn near doing it.
My experience with JW’s is pretty much limited to them coming to my door with a copy of the Watchtower. Now that I know their stance on boxing the clown, it’s going to be very difficult to not mess with them the next time they come around.
HA ha ha ha ha ha. if masturbation was wrong, there would be absolutely no one in heaven. No one.
The best part of the videos was their expressions. They looked like they were having fun just going through the motions. Just what a deaf Jehovah’s witness teen needs. Hmm – that looks like it may be fun.
I know when I was a teen, I took all my advice from overly earnest people wearing suits.
I guess next time I feel the urge I will ring up my church brothers and sisters. Wait, I don’t have any church or brothers or sisters. There go my good intentions.
That second guy must be pure in actions, if not in thoughts. He doesn’t even know where to start.
The scariest guy was Paul. He just looked like someone slapped a suit on an axe murderer.
Religion is for people whom need imaginary friends, so it’s probably better that they don’t actually speak to them.
Or jerk them off.
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