Take Five
Heads up, I’m going to be taking a short break from posting anything of value. Now, I know what you’re thinking to yourself. You’re thinking, “when did you start?” Hahaha, you’re hilarious, you know that? Fuck you.
Seriously, I’m probably going to refrain from posting anything other than short blurbs or videos. I’ve got two or three side projects that are commanding my attention, and it’s really hard to work on those, write posts for this site, and stay on top of all of the important drinking I have to do.
So hang in there, and if you need something to occupy your time, maybe you should learn how to eat noodles like a motherfucking boss:
The boiling water bit made me gasp.
Have fun catching up on all your stuff.
The water made you gasp, but not when he snorted the seasoning? I would have thought the druggy-nature of that would’ve got it pulled, but I guess in Japan just about any crazy fucking thing flies.
I completely understand.
I’m totally bummed.
Understanding.
Bumming.
Yay.
Waaaa.
🙂
🙁
Don’t cry, Heather! I’ll send you emails with lots of profanities. It’ll be just like a real post!
Also, LOVE your new banner!!
Haha, I’m having fun with banners. As of this moment, I’m rotating between three:
* Stoned dogs
* Hunter S Thompson dogs
* Attack dog on coke
I might make a couple more…
I’ll bet some really great posts could come from your posting WHILE drinking. Be a multi-tasker.
Usually my writing is kind of… weird when I drink. Not bad, but disjointed.
I can’t write stoned. It takes me 15 minutes to get two or three sentences out of my brain, and I am a terrible judge of whether or not I’m spouting nonsense, or spouting nonsense that’s at least slightly amusing.
SNAZZY! keepin’ it real, huh? Nice work, like the changes.
Keepin’ it real, yo. You left out the most important part!