Happy Halloween, everyone.
Poor Whitney. And Dolly. That has to be the most lampooned song in history.
Nobody says “Poor goat,” though. Because goats are fucking awesome.
Bitch, please. I didn’t write that song.
I just never get enough “bitch, please.” in my life, so thanks, mang.
You think that’s bad? My 5 year old looked out the window of the Jeep this afternoon and said to a person at the gas pump next to us, “Fuck you, bitch.”
When I asked him where he learned that language, he said, “Mommy lets us watch Youtube at her house.”
Not for long she doesn’t.
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