How Long Can You Last?
I’ve got a full evening tonight: I’ve got my 5 year old son’s Christmas show to attend, which is always funny because it’s through the day care that he goes to. For every intelligent, precocious, and well spoken child up on stage, there are at least three who are in the act of shitting themselves when the curtain goes up, and you can pick them out by the horror in their eyes. Good stuff.
I’m also battling a nasty head cold, and as a result of a wager I lost with inter-dimensional beings who revealed themselves to me after I’d gone a bit overboard with the cold meds, I have to huff three cans of oven cleaner. Like I said, full evening. So instead of an actual post, we’re going to play a little game I like to call…
How Long Can You Last?
The rules are the game are simple: Watch as much as you can of each of the two following videos. Record in the comments which video caused you the most mental anguish (i.e. which one you stopped first). The winner of this showdown will move on to our second round, scheduled to happen whenever the oven cleaner wears off.
Video #1: My Video for Briona – In which a future serial killer professes his love for his girlfriend sans shirt.
Video #2: Boom Boom Boom, Now Let Me Hear You Say Weeho! – In which… Dear God, that’s fucking awful. (Incidentally, this is why white people shouldn’t be allowed in the music industry.)
I made it much further through the second Video. Mental deficiencies in action are less painful for me to observe than emotional/social ones. 🙂
However, they both suck assholes.
I think the kid in the first video will suck assholes way before that straight-laced Weeho! chick, who looks like such a prude that she doesn’t like to shower in the nude.
I’d rather watch a continuous loop of PETA videos for 3 days than that crap again.
Coming right up!
I have had a couple of drinks. I watched the little boy’s all the way through, mostly wondering why he was spinning from side to side.
The stone-faced tone deaf girl…50 seconds.
I kind of want to slap both of them.
If you were to slap both of them, one right after the other, that would be the most viewed Youtube video of all time.
I refused to watch the first one because I’ve already been tormented by it.
The second one just makes me wonder what that rhythm-less white girl is trying to prove. I’m praying she’s in on the joke, but I’m guessing she’s not.
No, she’s not. People began begging her to do some more, and she complied, probably not tumbling to the fact that these people were doing one of two things while watching her:
1. Laughing at her
2. Furiously jerking it to her
Don’t believe me?
Looks like she’s hiding goiter.
I thought the Boom Boom Boom gal from the Junior Anti-Sex League was much more painful. “You mean more to me than Home Depot to Mr. Andratto” (or something, I dunno, is that his gym teacher?) is pretty funny stuff.
27 seconds to 53 seconds, Boom-Boom-Boom wins-wins-wins! Weeho!
I dunno, I laughed pretty hard when our Norwegian lass said, “C’mon, guys! Say Weeho!” As if this was literally the point of the song, and no one was getting it until that point.