As part of the Dogs On Drugs Official Holiday Extravaganza And High Colonic Blowout, we proudly present the following video, which illustrates several important points:
- 80’s-styled yuppie moms are ok with PCP, crack, and needle drugs, just as long as you don’t drink a beer.
- Jimmy is a shrewd negotiator and knows when to accept a deal that clearly gives him the upper hand.
- Jimmy’s mom has given up on life.
Seriously, look at Jimmy’s mom. If you had to guess whether or not Jimmy’s mom’s next move would be to make Jimmy a peanut butter sandwich, or engage in triple penetration-porn on top of Jimmy’s homework, you know the correct answer: A confused teacher somewhere is going to be wondering why a 12 year old’s homework smells of poontang, Astroglide, and desperation. Tough times over at Jimmy’s house.