Just Say HOLYFUCKINGSHITCALLANAMBULANCE!!!

Mental note: Don’t get high with this guy again.

6 Responses to “Just Say HOLYFUCKINGSHITCALLANAMBULANCE!!!”

  1. B'Homey says:

    I wanna party with that guy. Wait. No. I don’t wanna party with that guy. Pretty sure I’ve already partied with that guy. Fuck man — it’s weed. Not bath salts …

  2. Vonny says:

    “You smoked enough weed to kill everybody in this room.” How much weed would that be, exactly?

    Fortunately they gave him a glass of water, because that cures everything.

    • Greg says:

      Having been in a similar circumstance before (someone freaking out on me), here’s what I would have told him:

      “Relax. You are under the influence of a drug. It will wear off. And no one has ever died from smoking pot. You just zoned out, that’s a thing that happens. The worse thing you can do right now is just sit there, letting your head spin. So let’s put some Visine in, and go for a walk outside, get a beer somewhere, play some videogames, whatever. Before you know it, you’ll feel 100% better.”

      All the freakouts I’ve seen (with one exception) have been people sitting in a small room, letting their head get the best of them. A good walk works miracles on drug freakouts.

  3. Nico says:

    I’ve never …

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