Sometimes You Reach For The Stars…

…and other times you spend your time photoshopping your mental image of Hee-Haw: The Movie.  Such is life.

(Yes, of course Jack Black, Billy Bob Thornton, and Robert DeNiro would star in it.  H/T to By Ken Levine commenter jbryant for the casting.)

In other total wastes of time, God is apparently doin’ a nu thang, which I was totally unaware of.  Thank God for rapping Christians, or I’d be totally out of touch.