Dogs On Drugs - Yeah, you read that right…
  • Home
  • About
  • Contact
Home
About
Contact
  • Home
  • About
  • Contact
Dogs On Drugs - Yeah, you read that right…
Random Funny Shit

Bon Juvie

When I was in high school, the country was in the middle of the Hair Metal era, which was characterized by grown men with guitars who spent more time applying mascara than playing their goddamn instruments. I fucking hated hair metal, and still do. It was spangly, neon, makeup-laden, and emphasized everything about the music industry that I hated. If you were alive in the late 80’s, chances are that you experienced the same Power Ballad overdose that I did. If it’s true that Every Rose Has Its Thorn, then I wanted to pour 85 gallons of DDT on that rose and just be fucking done with it.

There were some bands in that era that made me literally want to vomit, Poison and Warrant being at the top of that list. But for some reason, I really, REALLY hated Bon Jovi, or as I referred to them, Bon Juvie, because only a twelve year old girl could fall for such hokey bullshit (probably since they both shopped at Claire’s). They wore sequined trench-coats, poofed their hair to the moon, and made asinine videos that featured asinine people in asinine costumes striking asinine poses to asinine music.

But, and I hate to admit this, I love this new version of Livin’ on a Prayer:

November 11, 2013by Greg

Search Dogs on Drugs

Random Posts

  • A Doorknob Named Kevin: A Digressive And Cautionary Tale On The Dangers Of Organ Donation
  • That’s It! I Hereby Challenge Peter Cetera To A Fistfight.
  • Occupy The Meat Section

The Best of Dogs on Drugs

Full Glossy For The Win!

Why Led Zeppelin Kicks the Everloving Shit Out Of Every Other Rock Band Ever

Tales Of My Sordid Past - Moronic Roommates Edition

I Done Writed Real Good

\The Face Slimmer

How The "Magic" Happens

A Series Of Letters To Fred Grandy

McWhatTheFuck?

Ladies: Don't Let Trannies Put Things In Your Butt

What If Superheroes Had Public Lice?

Your (Hopefully) One And Only Penis Cancer Alert

Tales Of My Sordid Past - The Grateful Dead Edition

The Ol' Tuck & Tug

My Son Is A Literary Genius

Soup's On!

String Theory Explained

Goofer Patrol

The One Where Foreigner Refuses To Make Me A Sandwich

Humor, Interrupted

Mr.Patel

The Freshman

Classless

The Fatherhood Trick

'Ung Like An 'Addock 'E Is!

Order In The Court

The Sexual Habits Of Pac-Man

Bonehead: Behind the Music

The $25,000 Beer-a-mid

Mileage

A Kick In The "Grass"

Ride Into The Dipshit Zone

Get Lost

Game On

Make That A Double(mint)

Cheers

The Brothers Gibberish

A Post Of Biblical Proportions

Princess Showanda

All Poo-Poos Must Go!

Cover Me, Porkins

Tales Of The Deadly Dinosaur

The Ballad Of Alice Dee

A Different Book Of Job

Toilet Humor

Marcy Playground

Rub It

Charlie Brown Is High On Peyote

Smiles, Everyone, Smiles!

OK

Murder, She Gropes

The One Where I Challenge Peter Cetera To A Fistfight

What Starship Troopers Has To Say About Long Distance Relationships

Oui, Oui!

Ruined

Narc!

Something Useless This Way Comes

Illegal Contact

The Official Dogs On Drugs Trailer

“I started with Brixton to provide you with daily fresh new ideas about trends. It is a very clean and elegant Wordpress Theme suitable for every blogger. Perfect for sharing your lifestyle.”

© 2020 Dogs on Drugs
What are you looking at?