This Would’ve Made The Casey Anthony Trial A Lot Better
I believe all trials would be immensely more entertaining if we had musical verdicts. And holy shit, you get someone on trial like Phil Spector and it has the potential to be like the best concert of all time.
‘Nice pony tail douche’. Hahahahaha.
Yes, I’m reading for the tags. Don’t judge me.
Judge you? I see what you did there. Classic.
court would be so much more entertaining if….
Court would be so much more entertaining if the defense could pick one and only one day during the trial to dose everyone with acid.
Defense Attorney #1: Fuck, they’re going to show the videotape of our client decapitating all those nuns.
Defense Attorney #2: No one will remember that if they’ve spent the better part of the day trying to have a conversation with the color blue. Your honor! The defense would like to invoke its Acid Day!
you should totally be a lawyer. or a Supreme Court Justice. Once you revoke your anti-RHCP stance on life, that is.