What Do You Do To Relax?

I don’t know about you, but I’m just an ordinary guy. I don’t much cotton to weirdness and shenanigans. So when it comes time for me to relax, I just kick back, have a beer or two, and pelvic-thrust a skateboard across a stage of stone-cold lunatics.

12 Responses to “What Do You Do To Relax?”

  1. Jeane says:

    holy hell man, I was just recovering from the bleach I used to clean out my eyes from a holiday spent with family that involved an elder, obese man drinking too much and deciding passing out nude on the toilet was a lovely plan. And then you give me this? That pelvic trust will never leave…the torment!

  2. Rusty says:

    WTF?

    Some theatre toff just creamed his dacks though

  3. Vesta Vayne says:

    So, it’s 6:30 in the morning, and I just snorted coffee through my nose. The guy on the skateboard – awesome. And who doesn’t love handicapped unicorn modern dancers?

  4. sara says:

    I just died a little inside…..

    • Greg says:

      Keep doing that, and you’ll be completely hollow and emotionless like the fucker who came up with that dance in the first place.

  5. Juice says:

    well I stopped by to see how many of your readers responded to your question/title with “masturbation”, but now I see it was a hypothetical. Most disturbing, this video reminded my brother of the big lebowski.

    I got nothing.

  6. I lay motionless on a couch and watch really really really bad TV. I’d recommend it to anyone.

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