This is the kind of shit that makes me feel that, hey, forest fires aren’t so bad after all! Especially if these retards are in the forest at the time.
Ok, well, I can’t deny this looks nuts. But I also know that when I watch a Natgeo show on the redwoods and they tell me that some toothless methhead with a chainsaw and a lumber barron for a father just cut down a tree that has stood for thousands of years (Yes, thousands) so some asshole in the OC could have a redwood planters for their gardenias, I ball my eyes out. Because my species is the worst thing to ever happen to this planet, you see. We are more destructive, wasteful and less accountable than roaches.
Of course after I plummet through the 7 stages of grief, I head for the seven levels of the candy cane forest. Because no one cares if you cut candy canes down. and they taste so yummy.
Yeah, but you’re sad for a majestic tree that was cut down for spurious reasons. These fucking twits are crying for those retard-o trees that we cut down to make cradles for crack babies born to unwed mothers with scurvy. So they suck.
Ok, well, I can’t deny this looks nuts. But I also know that when I watch a Natgeo show on the redwoods and they tell me that some toothless methhead with a chainsaw and a lumber barron for a father just cut down a tree that has stood for thousands of years (Yes, thousands) so some asshole in the OC could have a redwood planters for their gardenias, I ball my eyes out. Because my species is the worst thing to ever happen to this planet, you see. We are more destructive, wasteful and less accountable than roaches.
Of course after I plummet through the 7 stages of grief, I head for the seven levels of the candy cane forest. Because no one cares if you cut candy canes down. and they taste so yummy.
Yeah, but you’re sad for a majestic tree that was cut down for spurious reasons. These fucking twits are crying for those retard-o trees that we cut down to make cradles for crack babies born to unwed mothers with scurvy. So they suck.
Interestingly enough, you know what makes me wail?
Hippies.
Yes, I like to whale on hippies too.
I wonder what their thoughts are on the completely “natural” decimation of trees occurring in half of the Rocky Mountains right now from Pine beetles.
I went to college in Boulder, and I STILL fucking hate hippies.
They’d kill the beetles to save the trees, then wail about losing the beetles. This would make perfect sense to them.
If you can stand to watch it again, when the younger person is screaming at the end look at the people in the background.
The older lady on the right is giving the girl screaming – is it a girl? I dunno – the nod, “yeah, that’s good, keep on going being a knob”
She looks like she is about to laugh, and then remembers where she is and not wanting to go the same way as the Pine Beetle, changes her mind