Hold The Phone!
It squeaked in just under the wire, but we’ve got a new frontrunner for Best Picture: 2016! Or as it is pronounced in Ghana, “T-t-twenty sixteen!” It’s got everything: Aliens, terminators, punting toddlers, state of the art CGI… Simply stunning.
I don’t know what this is, but I like it.
I’m not sure the people who made it know what it is.
Is it obvious only to moi??? Its Ghana’s answer to the Mayan calender ending, the Rapture, the Falun Gong.
Man, John Cusak’s ass must be chapped that he got stuck doing “2012” when this script was out there.
This is the sort of Apocalypse I can get behind.
Apropos of nothing, I think a great name for a Chinese porno would be Falun Dong.
Now look up the Nigerian Parrot Sketch :p