Children’s Programming

What could be more wholesome for kids than some old fashioned claymation? Here is a clip from the Adventures of Mark Twain, because, hey, kids gotta learn about Satanism sometime!

18 Responses to “Children’s Programming”

  1. Pish Posh says:

    Sweet baby Jesus. I’m glad I didn’t watch that under the influence of any herbal uh tea or anything.

    • Greg says:

      Yeah, I should put a warning on that:

      WARNING – Viewing this video under the influence of LSD will result in you jamming yourself in a garbage disposal.

  2. …the fuuuuuu??

    Oh, your name is Satan, and you want to play? SURE!

    • Greg says:

      I know! I love how gullible these kids are. “I’m not allowed to take candy from strangers, but fruit from Satan? Why not?”

  3. LA Juice says:

    Man, and all this time, I have been driving an ice cream truck around my neighborhood. I should have been taking tips from Satan.

    • Greg says:

      Yeah, scratch the ice cream truck and the yellow van with “Real School Bus” written on it. You wanna lure small kids? Fruit and clay, that’s all you need.

  4. Brett Minor says:

    I know I saw that as a child. Weird stuff, but didn’t think too much of it at the time.

  5. Squatch says:

    Absolute head-mess classic.

  6. Beelzebub, Prince of Duckness says:

    MmmmWAHAHAHAHA! That’s the stuff.

  7. Rusty 53 says:

    “Wow! Its like an island!” –> There’s a statement of natural selection if I ever heard one.

    That is a seriously fucked clip, the only thing I can do now is recommend it to friends who have kids.

  8. Vesta Vayne says:

    “I didn’t learn it at all, it comes naaaaturally to me…”

    That is weird and creepy. Please tell me you didn’t play it for your kids.

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