What could be more wholesome for kids than some old fashioned claymation? Here is a clip from the Adventures of Mark Twain, because, hey, kids gotta learn about Satanism sometime!
Sweet baby Jesus. I’m glad I didn’t watch that under the influence of any herbal uh tea or anything.
Yeah, I should put a warning on that:
WARNING – Viewing this video under the influence of LSD will result in you jamming yourself in a garbage disposal.
Or sterilizing yourself with a potato peeler. Or sterilizing others with a potato peeler. (or pizza cutter, if you’re a boy)
That’s twice now with the potato peeler thing.
You need to write a guest article.
No! Pish is not ready until she has graduated from childish things like potato peelers, and graduated into lobster forks!
Oh, your name is Satan, and you want to play? SURE!
I know! I love how gullible these kids are. “I’m not allowed to take candy from strangers, but fruit from Satan? Why not?”
Man, and all this time, I have been driving an ice cream truck around my neighborhood. I should have been taking tips from Satan.
Yeah, scratch the ice cream truck and the yellow van with “Real School Bus” written on it. You wanna lure small kids? Fruit and clay, that’s all you need.
I know I saw that as a child. Weird stuff, but didn’t think too much of it at the time.
And look what it did to you!
Absolute head-mess classic.
It would be if you had a head, but alas, you are but a thought.
MmmmWAHAHAHAHA! That’s the stuff.
You shoulda offed the little peckers, though…
“Wow! Its like an island!” –> There’s a statement of natural selection if I ever heard one.
That is a seriously fucked clip, the only thing I can do now is recommend it to friends who have kids.
“I didn’t learn it at all, it comes naaaaturally to me…”
That is weird and creepy. Please tell me you didn’t play it for your kids.
I didn’t, but I will now! I’ll let you know how it goes.
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