You’ll come to hate me for this, I know. You will be in the throes of ecstasy when this video will rear it’s ugly head, and for that I am sorry. But my five year old “graduated” kindergarten today, my daughter got in trouble for refusing to listen to the bus driver on the grounds that “I don’t speak Español” (she’s grounded forever), and shit started falling apart at work today, with people consulting headhunters and full on crying jags. I have no energy to convert into sophomoric dick jokes, and apparently you are paying the price. I’m sorry.