When You Need Funny

I know a lot of really funny people. Some of them in real life, some online, and some are members of the inter-dimensional race of beings that reveal themselves to me in geometrical shapes when I rub my eyes. But when I want funny, and it’s got to be hilarious, The Onion brings it like a 104 mph fastball every fucking time.

So, not like I need to plug The Onion or anything, but this is so damn funny it literally made my sides hurt from laughing:

18 Responses to “When You Need Funny”

  1. Vesta Vayne says:

    “I have to do this!”


    Enjoy your holiday weekend!

  2. Groovekitten says:

    The Onion puts the “fun” in hilarious.

    • Greg says:

      I have relatives who make that call as well, but I’ve been informed that hunting them to extinction is a misdemeanor.

  3. Rusty says:

    This is a great idea. Imagine how much exercise you would get if you took it in a food court.

    • Greg says:

      I don’t know what the malls are down near you, but out where I’m at, there’s very little real “food” to be had in the “food” court. Mostly rubbery cheese-substitute and fattening agents.

  4. Heather says:

    Oh I needed funny today. This was HILARIOUS! I don’t know how on earth you find half of the stuff you find, but I’m glad you do.

  5. Brett Minor says:

    I love the Onion. In typing class, to have the kids practice, I give them Onion articles to reproduce. The are usually laughing too much to type properly.

  6. Pish Posh says:

    I very nearly permanently put myself on this diet while in high school…

  7. LA Juice says:

    Bobby Orr is fuynny, but chelios is a faulking laugh riot. I know- he once kidnapped me and hank zetterberg and drove us to Tijuana.

    • Greg says:

      I saw an odd video the other day of Eddie Vedder and Chris Chelios singing The Weight to Kerry Wood. Really. So nothing involving Tijuana would surprise me.

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