When You Need Funny
I know a lot of really funny people. Some of them in real life, some online, and some are members of the inter-dimensional race of beings that reveal themselves to me in geometrical shapes when I rub my eyes. But when I want funny, and it’s got to be hilarious, The Onion brings it like a 104 mph fastball every fucking time.
So, not like I need to plug The Onion or anything, but this is so damn funny it literally made my sides hurt from laughing:
“I have to do this!”
Enjoy your holiday weekend!
That’s exactly how Oprah got started.
The Onion puts the “fun” in hilarious.
Since you’re being lazy, I will too.
I have relatives who make that call as well, but I’ve been informed that hunting them to extinction is a misdemeanor.
This is a great idea. Imagine how much exercise you would get if you took it in a food court.
I don’t know what the malls are down near you, but out where I’m at, there’s very little real “food” to be had in the “food” court. Mostly rubbery cheese-substitute and fattening agents.
You have been found guilty of being delicious on all charges.
Say hello to the potato salad on your way out for me…
I see what you did there.
(Psst! Got any Hallucex?)
Oh I needed funny today. This was HILARIOUS! I don’t know how on earth you find half of the stuff you find, but I’m glad you do.
Well thanks. Now I have to get back to negotiating with potato salad.
I love the Onion. In typing class, to have the kids practice, I give them Onion articles to reproduce. The are usually laughing too much to type properly.
I very nearly permanently put myself on this diet while in high school…
It’d be effective too, except in my experience, hallucinogens make me want to drink oceans of beer.
Bobby Orr is fuynny, but chelios is a faulking laugh riot. I know- he once kidnapped me and hank zetterberg and drove us to Tijuana.
I saw an odd video the other day of Eddie Vedder and Chris Chelios singing The Weight to Kerry Wood. Really. So nothing involving Tijuana would surprise me.