Finally, A Workout Routine We Can All Handle
Are you tired of exercises that require a lot of effort? Does the thought of walking further than the refrigerator cause you to break out in a cold sweat? Do you dream of being able to drive your car to the bathroom? Well, then, have I got some exciting news for you! Yoga allows you to get fit and sculpt that disgusting flab into a tight, ripped body in no time! You don’t have to sweat, you don’t have to work hard, hell, you don’t even need to be sober! In fact, Yoga is a discipline that rewards casual mescaline use! Behold:
I dunno about doing it, but it sure would be fun to sit and watch a room full of people do this all at once!
Give me some good hash and I’ll do it whether I want to or not.
“Let your brefs be natural.”
Unlike every other aspect of this video. How many accessories can one tropical yoga master don?
I know, when I first heard the narrator my first thought was, “How many Percocet did you just take?”
That’s The “Bill the Cat” pose.
Aaaack!
She’s a little pitchy. Maybe the excessive makeup and billowy pants are throwing off her chi.
That and the opium.
I could get into the position, but after that I think I would fall over laughing. So, it’s not really relaxing or stress-relieving. Ommm.
It helps to be really high.
I think I’m more fascinated by her get up than the crazy yoga face.
Where do you buy something like that?
How can my breath be natural when I am laughing myself into unconsciousness?
Or is that natural?
Natural for this video anyway…