I read an article the other day about a fifteen year old Texas girl who drives a Lamborghini to high school. You read that right, she’s fifteen and drives a Lamborghini. How is this possible, you might ask? I’ll tell you how it’s possible: God is a fucking wise guy who likes nothing more than rubbing your nose in the fact that fifteen year old girls drive Lamborghinis while if you’re anything like me, you drive a car with more miles on it than Courtney Love. Life can be terribly unfair sometimes, and if you don’t like it, you can just take it up with your local priest. (Wear protection.) Continue reading