Why don’t blind people go skydiving? Because it scares the shit out of the dogs. Hahaha, isn’t that a laff riot? Well, not according to the blind guy I told it to last week. What a baby. Just kidding, actually. I’d never say something like that to a blind person. They can hear really fucking well. I might make some silly faces, maybe throw a couple of punches that land short just to see if they’re faking it, but I’d never go so far as to actually say that to a blind person because I’ve got class. That and I’m a richly deserving social pariah who is no longer allowed out in public. Continue reading