Do you know anyone with a birthday or other special event coming up? A family member, a friend, or maybe a coworker? And are you looking for a gift that says, “This is the very least I could do, short of getting you nothing at all and celebrating your special day by ignoring it completely?” Well if so, then this is your lucky fucking day, because now you can buy this asshole the Potty Putter. Yes, the Potty Putter, brought to you by a couple of mental defectives who think that human beings are so stupid that they will fork over money to play golf while pinching a loaf.

Now before you furiously masturbate until you achieve full release, wait! There’s more! If you act now, not only will bankers close your account in disgust when they see how you waste your money, but you’ll also get a flyer in the mail for the UroClub. It’s perfect for those of you who have always dreamed of putting your cock in a 9-iron: Continue reading