I’ve always been a big fan of the Beatles, but one thing that drives me nuts about them is the controversy surrounding their breakup. Everyone is always so quick to blame Yoko Ono for the split. On the one hand, people will hail John Lennon as a genius, but then they’ll turn right around and say that he was effectively retarded when it came to women, and couldn’t see that Yoko Ono was just tearing the Beatles apart. It never seems to occur to these people that John, Paul, George, and Ringo had just grown apart, and that there wasn’t any one reason for the split. To blame Yoko Ono is unfair. It’s unfair to Yoko Ono, it’s unfair to John Lennon, and it’s unfair to the Beatles.
Then I see this and I think, “You know what? Fuck her. Let’s blame everything on Yoko Ono. The Beatles breaking up, our economic slump, global warming, everything. ‘What’s that, officer? What happened? Well, I was driving down the road, minding my own business, when all of a sudden Yoko Ono was standing there, shrieking like a goddamn lunatic, and so I swerved to avoid her. That’s how I wound up driving into this day care. Yes, I know I’m going to be ticketed for Failure to Run Over Yoko Ono. I understand.'”
Note: Bonus points to anyone who watched that without thinking, “I bet that’s what she sounds like in bed.”
More like, bonus points to anyone who watched that beyond 19 seconds.
I don’t blame Yoko Ono for anything except her bad singing.
That and scurvy. She’s totally responsible for that.
Ouch! She cripples my senses with that “voice”! Even my sense of intuition has not escaped unscathed! Who gives that woman a microphone?
I heard she crams porcupines too. She’s odd.
I tried to watch the whole thing. I decided it would be more entertaining to go look at my 5-year-old’s monster poop.
My daughter and I had a pretty good laugh at it. I’d say it justifies Ms. Ono’s entire existence, which is pretty fucking scary when you think about it.
I would fucking love to be rich, famous, and/or senile enough to be able to do shit like that. I’d be caterwauling in every public place I could find.
Don’t let us hold you back. (Take videos, please.)
Like your blog. Thanks for sharing and I look forward to more like this from you soon.
Thanks, Spam Lady!