Summer Is Here!

Yes! It is the first week of summer! It’s time to get outside, get a great tan, and get fucking LAID. And we all know that the best way to get laid is to come up with a rock solid pickup line. (Still mailing it in, folks.)

6 Responses to “Summer Is Here!”

  1. Nico says:

    Well that … escalated. A lot.

  2. Reanna says:

    This is something I can get behind. It saves me the trouble of explaining things. “Dude, you can totally drive me home, just as long as you know you’re licking my cunthole before Dawn. And if Jeff wants to watch too, you need to be okay with that.”

  3. Vonny says:

    Oh come on, guy-with-the-bad-haircut, say what you really want.

    • Greg says:

      Yeah, but “I need constant sexual gratification because my mother never gave me affection as a child” didn’t work the last time he tried it.

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